Here are the questions I am now asked on at least a daily if not multiple times a day basis by allegeded friends, family and complete total strangers.ย  So if you’re expecting you will probably be pleased to know you are not alone!ย  I know it is all well meant, but I am pregnant, hormonal, uncomfortable, not sleeping & reserve the right to be annoyed!

1 – I’m due 5th October

2 – No, it’s not twins, just the one

3 – Oh wow, you’re right my bump is massive, hadn’t noticed I was carrying that around, thanks for pointing it out!

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