A list of things said or heard pre-departure & en route to Center Parcs:

Did you lock the house?
Are we at Center Parcs yet?
I thought you locked the house?
Are we at Center Parcs yet?
Do you know where we’re going?
Are we at Center Parcs yet?
*Sat nav says go right* They’re wrong, go left
Are we at Center Parcs yet?
We should have got off at the last exit
Are we at Center Parcs yet?
Are you going to be like this all holiday?

A normal happy family departure and journey to holiday, nothing like getting a good 30 plus irks and mini-rows out of the way!

We are now at Center Parcs in Sherwood Forest – the only way is up!