My CybHer Weekend
I went to CybHer this weekend and it rocked! Thank you Sian and the CybHer lovelies Claire, Erica and Ryan and the rest of the team on the day for making it an amazing event.
There was lots of fabulous people, interesting workshops, many drinks and lots of cackling! I’m still working through my thinking and formulating what that means for me, for Cheshire Mum and what my plan of action is. What I have at the moment are loads of “soundbites” from the day – things I heard, overheard and said … recalling these make me smile, giggle and howl so here you go…
- Thank you for coming to my little blog thing
- The thing about no follow links…
- Be true to yourself
- I’d plan to spend my money on vodka I have no time for food
- Do you know how to get porn apps off an android tablet?
- I’m supposed to be back in Preston tomorrow morning
- Sally knows me, Sally and I go way back …
- You must know Northern Mum you’re from the North
- Are your lashes real?
- Have you had your boobage measured?
- I went in with D cups and came out Double F they’re amazing
- She is dead to me
- I think I just broke twitter
- I’m really shy… Can I have the mic?
- I’m really shy… I want to be a speaker next year…
- No way, she looks nothing like her profile pic
- OMG you have an accent!
- No way, was she here today? I have totally missed her, damn!
- I thought you would be blonde
- *looking around* Where is the speaker is she tiny? (No, it’s recorded she’s not here!)
- I saw her earlier without make up, I need to know what she uses
- *trips over* … How big are your feet?
- *trips over* … How pissed are you?
- Love your shoes!
- Same again? Another round?
- How do I get a QR code reader to read?
- What’s the wifi code again?
- Who’s that bloke and why is Whittle blushing?
- Do you know how hard it is to stick googly eyes to vibrator?
- I love my leather satchel
- They bought us sambuca that’s it, we owe them nothing
- Where’s the hell has that Archie gone now?
- Is the bar open?
- Why did no one tell me the drinking had started?!
- Put your arm back in that sling!
- Arm! Sling!
- Let’s speak now, I’m going to take a painkiller and will be out of it shortly!
- I reckon I could hit Paula with a sweet from here … *sweet throwing commenced*
- Lets meet for breakfast I need to see if I like you sober!
Did you say them? Come on ‘fess up! Did I say them to you? What can you recall? Do share…
Category: Parenting | Tags: Blogging, CybHer, CybHer 2012, The things people say 14 comments »
May 14th, 2012 at 10:03 pm
Am changing my blog name to lives in berkshire…
Lovely to meet you x
May 14th, 2012 at 10:21 pm
Genuine LOL-ing at this post. It’s brilliant!!
Which one was mine?
May 14th, 2012 at 10:22 pm
Im claiming the sambucca one….
I dont actually remember saying it, but I remember drinking it.And that so sounds like the kind of thing I would say ha ha ha.
And the Archie thing I claim for Ryan…. it has to be Ryan! LOL
May 14th, 2012 at 10:25 pm
You will also never be #dtm #justsayin
May 14th, 2012 at 10:25 pm
This weekend really was too much fun. Still shaking my head at some of the things that happened and that were said. I could add one by you but we were sworn to secrecy.
May 14th, 2012 at 10:36 pm
I recognise NOTHING in this post. NOTHING.
May 15th, 2012 at 8:55 am
I AM SHY!!!!
May 15th, 2012 at 8:57 am
Hahahahahahaha! Def lashes (biatch, I’m getting that done ASAP!) DEF large feet because you were so BLIND (again, biatch!) if the no time for food one was gin that would have been me too!
What a brilliant day!! LOVED it!!
Oh, Sally & blushing, that was me too! Haha! God I talk a lot don’t I!?!
X
May 15th, 2012 at 9:14 am
Fab post. I’ve got another one from my daughter (said in a slightly shocked tone) “Grown women are throwing sweets! I am not throwing sweets and I am 12 and would like to”
May 15th, 2012 at 12:30 pm
I claim the googly eyes and the dildo!
May 15th, 2012 at 1:27 pm
Haha! I love this! What a weekend and it was so lovely to meet you – albeit only briefly – after all this time x
May 15th, 2012 at 2:43 pm
The funniest thing I heard went something like this…..
“I woke up after a night on the pop, I could see the sunshine shining through the curtains onto the iron on the ironing board…. I just had to do it. The next thing I was sat in my bed guzzling water from the iron!” I wonder who it was that told me this story?!!!!
May 16th, 2012 at 9:04 am
haha great post!
I like the “do you know how to get porn apps off an android tablet!!”
Great seeing you again!
xx
May 18th, 2012 at 3:48 pm
A great way to sum up the day. It was awesome to meet you xxx